Weak Ankles and Dalton Specials

"You need to have a life. Have fun. Then ruin it by having a serious relationship."
-Kyle Broflovski

catsinabluebox:

catsinabluebox:

some kids built this outside my dorm.


and here we see students worshiping their almighty god while singing the song from How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

catsinabluebox:

catsinabluebox:

some kids built this outside my dorm.

and here we see students worshiping their almighty god while singing the song from How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

(Source: etnahsmother, via etnahsmother)

— 4 months ago with 324100 notes

thefangirlhood:

Mac & Cheese pizza

To woo your own Leslie Knope, a handy recipe!

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— 6 months ago with 351 notes
What people are up to at my age

whatshouldwecallme:

Other people:

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Me:                        

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— 8 months ago with 7445 notes
Thoughts Before I Fall Asleep

While normal people think of their loved ones before they fall into a deep slumber, these are the thoughts haunting my mind before I fall into an unsettling sleep

Did I remember to lock all my doors? Oh god, I hope so, I don’t want that murderer from Criminal Minds/SVU/other cop show to walk in and kill me in my sleep. No I’m sure I did, if not my trusted cat will attack him or wake me up to save me.

*5 Minutes Later*

…wait, my cat is a lazy piece of shit

*Gets up to check doors*

Ok he definitely can’t get in if he decides to come here.

*Branch cracks outside*

WHAT WAS THAT OMG OMG OMG I’M GOING TO DIE SHOULD I HIDE WILL HE FIND ME SERIAL KILLERS CAN SMELL PEOPLE OUT EVEN IF THEY’RE HIDING SO SHOULD I BOTHER?!?! OMG

*1 minute later*

Ha ha it was just a branch. Ok, I really need to get to sleep. Maybe I’ll count sheep or something. Ok…one, two, three, four…these sheep are really cute, maybe I’ll adopt some and start a petting zoo, that’d be a lot of fun. I mean, what else am I going to do with my life, I have no future…OMG I HAVE NO FUTURE I need to go research internships and jobs and hyperventilate because I am graduating in a year and don’t have a set plan

*10 minutes later*

That researching was exhausting and didn’t help at all, maybe I’ll facebook and watch Netflix for a bit

*One hour later*

Ok, I seriously need to sleep, I have a lot of work to do tomorrow. Empty my mind of thoughts, empty mind, empty yourself! ….god, this isn’t working, why doesn’t this ever work.

*Five minutes later*

I wonder if my cat is gonna wake me up again tomorrow. I wish she would come lay on my feet and warm them up

*Ten minutes later*

Well I guess if my degree doesn’t get me somewhere in life, I could just become a big cat trainer in a circus.  That seems like a fun job.

*One minute later*

You probably need a degree for that though

*Five minutes later*

Well, might as well check social media while I’m awake at 2:30 am

*Thirty minutes later*

Ugh that was unsatisfying and I’m still wide awake.  How did thirty minutes go by?!? What the hell have I been doing? I’m cursed, why can I never fall asleep, this is awful.  I need sleeping pills I swear.

*Five minutes later*

Ugh its too hot to sleep

*Two minutes later*

Ugh, I’m way too cold

*Five minutes later*

This bed is so lumpy and this pillow sucks, this is why I can never fall asleep! Might as well check social media again, I’m sure someone is awake

*Ten minutes later*

Omg no one is awake but me and that serial killer, not even my cat is awake.  *Sigh* Empty mind, empty mind, empty mind goddamnit

*After thirty more minutes of tossing and turning, I finally exhaust myself and pass out*

— 9 months ago with 1 note